A Year of Music

Q: How the fuck did I end up with five Akimbo records? How does "Dungeon Bastard" manage to live up to its monumentally ridiculous title? How can I take a hardcore band seriously if it's going to stick a 3-minute drum solo into the middle of the album? How can I not? How many loose, loud and loaded albums are these guys going to release before I get tired of them?

A: Dunno. By being super fucking catchy and loud. Because. I guess I can't. All of them.